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Time is what turns kittens into cats

Let's face it, I have a soft spot for cat-fic, and I always wonder what happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico...


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16 December

*jingle-jingle-jingle-jingle Christmas bells*

Tabula Rasa

1. "Time, time, time - is what turns kittens into cats!"
2. Miss Psycho Pep Squad
3. "You need to give me asylum."
4. "I knew there was a reason I hated you…"
5. "A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?"

Regrets, I've Had a Few

Another ficlet for our final month's prompts - a drabble this time. And hopefully I can write something a little more seasonal before the end of the month.

Setting: BtVS season 6, between As You Were and Hell's Bells
Rating: PG
For the prompt: Restless. Men with your...sales.

Regrets, I've Had a Few

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15 December

An episode that divides opinion! Because, really, is pink SMG's colour or not?


1. "Weird love is better than no love."
2. "You know you should be afraid of me. I'm bad."
3. "I'm helpless against you, you fiend."
4. "Darn your sinister attraction."
5. "It wasn't one time. It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. I could make sketches."

14 December

*cue ominous music*

Dead Things

1. "If you close your eyes and repeatedly smash yourself in the head with frozen meat, it'll go away."
2. "And I'm falling for that again because of the surprise lobotomy?"
3. "We're not going to have to do that at the wedding, are we? 'Cause there's this last thread of dignity I've been desperately clinging to."
4. "Don't think about the evil, bloodsucking fiend."
5. "That's all it is to you, isn't it?"


So this is, well, a "Dawn-insert" Season Four...

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13 December

This is very seasonal.


1. "Oh, who cares?"
2. "I remember it smelled like dead flowers. Like decay. Then it hit me. The hope of our nation's future is a bunch of mulch."
3. "I've hired myself out as an attraction."
4. "There's trees in the desert since you moved out."
and finally
5. "But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends, your whole sex, throw 'em in the sea for all I care; throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles, men with your groping and spitting all groin no brain three billion of you passing around the same worn-out urge. Men! With your... Sales."

Feeble attempt at Christmas entry

So, because I may fail miserably at getting something written specifically for this month, I'm posting a list of all the Christmas/New Years fics I've ever done. I'm sure many of them are more appropriate for the ashtray (length-wise), but since it's just a list....

Xmas / New Year’s fics for sb_fag_ends

Christmas Through the Seasons A look at Spike’s and Buffy’s view of things each Christmas.

Season Four:

Some Spells Have Lingering Effects a Spuffy sequel to Muzzled, set during December. So a Christmas fic if you squint. Located on my LJ because it has no webpage yet, although it can also be found on archives. It’s also on the November 2016 Seasonal Spuffy list.

Season Five:

Is It Christmas Yet? - the third fic in a series that began with a short pwp (How Can Something So Cool Make Me So Hot?) Continued in a longer sequel (After the Ice Has Melted) and finishes up with this Spuffy fic that takes place at Christmas time. (for whatever reason (and I can't find it) this url won't work, even though it looks perfect to me and is correct, so perhaps you'll have better luck finding in on LJ at here for the first part, the second half is just above it.

Season Six:

And You Don’t Even Have to Wrap It/Merry Christmas, Spike Dawn makes Buffy think about Spike and Christmas – with happier results than in canon. (Ditto for this one that should work, but doesn't. try this link to my journal)

A Very Spuffy Christmas four part progression from a secret relationship to not a secret – takes place during Christmas Eve and Christmas.

Christmas Berries Short Spuffy sexy times and hopeful ficlet.

Future Fics:

A Bumpy Christmas – set in the Things That Go Bump in the Night verse. The Christmas after Spike’s return.

Five Gold Rings Dawn gets into a bidding war with an uncooperative stranger when she tries to get a skull ring for Buffy.

I’ll Be Home For Christmas Isn’t Christmas until the ending, but they have an interesting time getting there. Fairly far future, Spike is gone, Buffy has a teen-aged daughter, and she meets a man who looks very familiar.

Ready to Unwrap Buffy hasn’t seen or heard from Spike since the dustup in LA, until she answers Andrew’s phone…


New Year, New Memories Buffy needs a date for a New Years Eve party and Spike volunteers. So much for just being friends. (this pre-dates the comics turning Spuffy)

New Year 2015 Comic Buffy and Spike are pretty inseparable, but it takes a looming New Year’s Eve party for them to admit they are more than just good friends.

Best Bloody Christmas Ever Buffy’s missing Spike, but dating Dowling. Until a Christmas party surprise Dawn has planned.

Merry Christmas, Baby, I’m coming home Spike’s spaceship has crashed. That’s all anyone knows, but Buffy isn’t giving up hope, even though Dowling has made it clear he’d like to date her.

(And apparently I have completely forgotten how to tag on here - my apologies, I'm half-asleep. I'll fix it later)

12 December

The best episode in the series. I defy anyone to tell me differently! Although actually quite hard to draw quotes from...


1. "Creature of the night, Buff. He's probably out creaturing."
2. "So, what — you just troll the Promenade looking for drunk co-eds because you're hungry for conversation?"
3. "I used to tell the truth all the time when I was evil."
4. "That computer's a moron."
5. "Sorry, ma'am, but it's my job."

11 December

Ah, those well-known California druids...

Lovers Walk

1. "What's classier than bowling?"
2. "It's the site of some fascinating druidic rituals."
3. "Boats did have cannons. And a loose one would cause it to rock."
4. "I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible."
5. "Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory."

Risk It (PG)

Title Risk It
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG
Words 180
Prompt Smashed: "When I kissed you, you know I was thinking about Giles, right?"
Setting in-canon, Smashed, just before they meet the last time in the ep

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10 December



1. Cold draft of paralyzing fear.
2. "So pretty, can I have one?"
3. "Easy with the delicates."
4. Undead man walking.
5. "Now might be a good time for something heroic..."

9 December

Ah, the simple days...

What's My Line? (Part Two)

1. "I accept your scenario."
2. "I'm thinking maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know."
3. "Who sponsored career day today? The British Soccer Fan Association?"
4. "Aren't you a 'throw himself to the lions' sort of sap these days. Well, the lions are on to you, baby."
5. "I'd rather be fighting you anyway."


A very soppy ficlet for our last month's prompts.

Setting: Post-Chosen.
Rating: PG for a few swear words
For the prompt: Ghost is hard to play by yourself, from The Killer in Me
250 words
Author's note: I have never seen the film Ghost. Don't know if that's relevant.


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8 December

There are Spuffy episodes and there are Spuffy episodes, and this is a Spuffy episode.


1. "Okay, you know how we all make choices, and sometimes, they're the really good kind, and sometimes they're... less good?"
2. "When I kissed you, you know I was thinking about Giles, right?"
3. "I'm not scratching your anything. You do what I say. That's the deal."
4. "Optimism. I remember optimism."
5. "Why, what are you gonna do, walk behind me to death?"


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