1. "Bleedin' crime is what it is…"
2. "You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer."
3. "It's funnier if it's true."
4. "What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women?"
5. "Our little sex game was just the beginning."
Well, thanks for all the fish, Fag Ends! The comm's not going anywhere, but these delightful messages from us mods will now fade into the distance... Enjoy yourselves and enjoy 2017!