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August Week One

When we think of the Romans, what do we think of?

The majesty of their irrigation systems? The flowing wine and plentiful grapes peeled by vestal virgins? The back-stabbery? Russell Crowe in a skirt?

Or the Life of Brian?

Of course.

Five Life of Brian quotes for you then:

1. ... And the beast shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts.

2. Now, you listen here: 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy!

3. And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment…at this time, a friend shall lose his friends’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before around eight o’clock...

4."Blessed are the cheesemakers"

5. There's no pleasing some people.

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quinara
Aug. 1st, 2014 08:41 pm (UTC)
Yaaaay!

No, no, no, you forgot to haggle!
shapinglight
Aug. 2nd, 2014 07:38 pm (UTC)
Yay!

Also, these prompts are absolutely brilliant.

I failed miserably to write anything for July. Wonder if I'll have any luck with these?
bogwitch
Aug. 2nd, 2014 08:49 pm (UTC)
At least writing is free?
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