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Big Bad (Wolf)

Prompt: Myrrh.  Which is often used to fight toothache and gum disease.
Setting: AU  Could be sweetly Spuffy, could be evil non-con Spuffy.  You choose.
Rating: G

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Big Bad (Wolf)


There was a reason they called it too much of a good thing.

Apparently this applied to vampires as well as humans.  Who knew Slayer blood – regularly consumed – caused cavities?  Wasn’t anything he’d heard of, but then, what vamp had ever been lucky enough to have fresh Slayer on tap for the taking?  It had to be the reason his fangs were rotting away.  Made sense, of a sort.  Sugar rotted kiddie teeth; purity rotted fangs.

A strictly enforced diet and several applications of myrrh later, and he was good as new.

All the better to eat you with, my dear.
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clockwork_hart1
Oct. 25th, 2013 10:17 pm (UTC)
I'm gonna go with the evil one, just because I'm naughty like that.

And then say yum. This vamps no big fluffy puppy, but he sure has the teeth problems. *Sigh*, it's so hard being evil sometimes...
spuffy_luvr
Oct. 26th, 2013 04:54 am (UTC)
I wrote it to be good Spuffy, but on reviewing, I kinda leaned to the evil version too...

Thanks!
shapinglight
Oct. 26th, 2013 09:51 am (UTC)
I must say, it sounds very evil to me.

But then most things do. :sighs for the state of the world:
spuffy_luvr
Oct. 26th, 2013 09:07 pm (UTC)
But you're safe in your bunker, right? ;)

Thanks!
waddiwasiwitch
Oct. 29th, 2013 07:05 pm (UTC)
Good job! Love the use of the prompt.
spuffy_luvr
Dec. 20th, 2013 01:04 am (UTC)
I wanted to thank you for all the comments you left on my Halloween fagends. I took a break from the computer after that, and got behind on catching up. But I appreciate you reading and commenting!
waddiwasiwitch
Dec. 20th, 2013 11:01 pm (UTC)
You're absolutely welcome. :D
readerjane
Nov. 10th, 2013 03:44 am (UTC)
Bwah!

Makes perfect sense. Slayer's blood = turkish delight, and anybody knows a steady diet of treats is bad for your teeth.
spuffy_luvr
Dec. 20th, 2013 01:04 am (UTC)
I wanted to thank you for all the comments you left on my Halloween fagends. I took a break from the computer after that, and got behind on catching up. But I appreciate you reading and commenting!
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