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Fic: Checking It Twice

Title: Checking It Twice
Creator: drizzlydaze
Rating: PG
Setting: S4, post-Doomed
Word count: 240
Prompt: Cold Cash and Hot Water



Things Spike Needs:

-Cash
-Smokes
-Blood
-Microwave
-Telly
-Sharper weapons
-This bloody chip OUT
-To kill the Scoobies
-The Slayer, especially
-Dignity
-A new set of balls

He threw the pen across the room when he was done. He’d never taken to lists.

Then he heaved a sigh.

He got up and retrieved the battered pen from the ground. Walked back to his little table. Crossed everything on the list out except the title and ‘The Slayer, especially’.

Then he realised he had forgotten to keep the ‘kill’ in there and scrawled it at the very edge, which made the ‘l’s looks squished and squiggly, and no, most definitely not in a way that would make it look like a totally different word which he had most definitely not been thinking of, and his mind wasn’t wandering back to the night of Red’s spell, and he really was hard up for a shag anyway, which was not to say he was thinking of it with certain people, just that it was cold hard fact, which brought him back to the point of ‘A new set of balls’, which he really shouldn’t have crossed out (although his were more than satisfactory in size, thank you very much), and maybe he could hence make another list since this one was so obviously defective.

Yes. That would be good.

He crushed the paper with a vengeance and tossed it out with the rest.


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spuffy_luvr
Oct. 25th, 2012 07:05 pm (UTC)
Snicker!

The Slayer, especially
drizzlydaze
Oct. 26th, 2012 09:04 am (UTC)
:D
slaymesoftly
Oct. 25th, 2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
ROFL oh, this was great fun. Poor Spike. Fight it all he might, but he's a goner already. ;)
drizzlydaze
Oct. 26th, 2012 09:04 am (UTC)
I did have fun writing this little thing.
shapinglight
Oct. 25th, 2012 09:06 pm (UTC)
Ah, he's not fooling anyone. :)
drizzlydaze
Oct. 26th, 2012 09:04 am (UTC)
Well, he's pretty good at denial.
brutti_ma_buoni
Oct. 25th, 2012 09:36 pm (UTC)
Heh! Great stuff. Spike, you can try to kid yourself, but...
drizzlydaze
Oct. 26th, 2012 09:06 am (UTC)
Heheh. ^^
rebcake
Oct. 25th, 2012 09:55 pm (UTC)
Me, I love lists. And this, with all it's revelatory revisions is a new favorite. Well done!
drizzlydaze
Oct. 26th, 2012 09:06 am (UTC)
Thanks! I love lists too.
zanthinegirl
Oct. 27th, 2012 05:14 pm (UTC)
Hee! Perfect season 4 Spike!
drizzlydaze
Oct. 28th, 2012 08:55 am (UTC)
Heh, love the icon.
pssnfrt_ksss
Feb. 9th, 2013 12:19 am (UTC)
Denial, thy name is Spike.
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