Title: Checking It Twice
Setting: S4, post-Doomed
Word count: 240
Prompt: Cold Cash and Hot Water
Things Spike Needs:
-This bloody chip OUT
-To kill the Scoobies
-The Slayer, especially
-A new set of balls
He threw the pen across the room when he was done. He’d never taken to lists.
Then he heaved a sigh.
He got up and retrieved the battered pen from the ground. Walked back to his little table. Crossed everything on the list out except the title and ‘The Slayer, especially’.
Then he realised he had forgotten to keep the ‘kill’ in there and scrawled it at the very edge, which made the ‘l’s looks squished and squiggly, and no, most definitely not in a way that would make it look like a totally different word which he had most definitely not been thinking of, and his mind wasn’t wandering back to the night of Red’s spell, and he really was hard up for a shag anyway, which was not to say he was thinking of it with certain people, just that it was cold hard fact, which brought him back to the point of ‘A new set of balls’, which he really shouldn’t have crossed out (although his were more than satisfactory in size, thank you very much), and maybe he could hence make another list since this one was so obviously defective.
Yes. That would be good.
He crushed the paper with a vengeance and tossed it out with the rest.